Housemate Woes

Yes, again. Not only again...but as usual...ALWAYS. -.- They are troublesome and a pain in the neck, @** and where ever you can think of... JIA LAT BETUL LA NI!!!

I dislike tabulating things... But when i start tabulating, it only means 2 things.

1. Imma happy monkey (which is a good sign)

2. Imma not so happy monkey (not a good sign at all)


And so... By the look of this post, its the second one. *sighs*




Pengbu's nickky has been changed to Pengemis. Kambeng is still Kambeng and Teekus is well, Teekus.

1. It started off on one not-so-fine-evening, Kambeng came into our room to 'borrow' our chemistry report book to 'refer'. Yes, R-E-F-E-R. *ahem* Anyways, we just told her we're in the midst of doing it, so she have to come back later. Ok..she left. Yahoo! Peace. Owh how wrong I was... 10 minutes later, Teekus came in to 'borrow' our books again.

Waaa.... sibeh tahan liao... *whisper whisper whisper with roommates* OKAY!!
Must pretend to sleep or they cant leave us alone!!! *turns off the lights* *pretends to sleep*

Another 20 minutes later... *saw somebody peeking into the room and closes door*
Wah liao....

sibeh jialat leh


2. Pengemis doesnt want to pay the water bill... ><" go die larh


3. felt verrrrry happy during deepa cos i dont have to see their bloody faces

Microsoft Access sucks

Just as you can see from the title, well...it sucks. I have no idea what so ever to start anything and within a weeks time, Pass it up. Wth?? Only one class of these database organising thing and we're handed an assignment???


Haha...very funny.Pur-lease.... The majority of us dont even know how to do. Even Koochi doesnt know. Smart donkeys. -.- Maybe microsoft word, we can handle alright but definitely not Microsoft Access...


Bah...SOoooooOOOOooo sleepy. But thanks to Kiki... its almost done even with a fantastic switchboard. Owyeah... Ja, gonna do psycho. zzzzzzZZzzz

mooooooonnnnccaakkkee

im hungry..........

Dear bimbous,



I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it When I tripped on peanut butter In your car and I saw you Carve your initials into The elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're Sterile enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning Your toe ring to you, but I'll keep The results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and You ruined my attempts at another world war..


Go milk a cow,
liann ^^


http://www.quizilla.com/user/wowimflying/journal/1308137/such-a-cliche/

Apparently, it so happens that i cant think of a title for this post. but guess what, us future pharmacists get to take our friends' blood pressure during bio lab ^^ nyahahaa.... imagine myself wearing the stethoscope to listen to the pulse XD but the sad thing is, my lab coat isnt ready yet... so i'll just have to wait, and wait and WAIT.


But one good thing about the lab is that...its AIR-CONDITIONED and the microscopes rock XD ooooo.. i looovvveee those Olympus microscope ^^ sketched the human cardiac cells...yes, and it sucks. it doesnt even look like cells. im not going to post it up since it looks like some kind of mutated broccoli.


im so sry, but im soooo sleepy at the moment...
i'll continue with the next post


sry faifai ^^"

i am busy BUSY BUSY BUSY.

i cant clear off my workload. no more games this weekend =(

ouih... my place is taken over by non-bimbos in the pic?? how can liddat lehh... aiseh.. i must claim back my place again... aiyoooo....

Keeping tab of the Knocked-Down-Tiangs and Mati Enjins

total is 4 for the Knocked-Down-Tiangs. uh... this is real bad.


Total is 10+ for Mati-Enjins.... woooo.... thats very bad indeed.... Very BAD.

>.<''



CHEERS...my driving is so fantastic (not fanatic) till you wanna grab the wheel away from me...

Happy Birthday to my dear mama ^^

If I had a gun, I'd slap you with it

My tiny puny brain has gone haywire thanks to the ppl from the Masterskill Uni. The ppl there told me that my application was 'lost'. LOST??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY LOST??? I'll freaking hack your head off from your neck. Besides, even my mum got mad. Guess what she said?


'If I had a gun, I'd slap you with it'.



LOL~~~~~


thats what you get for making my mum mad. XD

im sick and tired of cupcakes and icing.........

yes, i'll admit that i have a sweet tooth... but eating cupcakes everyday can drive me crazy....

and abibi, i would love to chill on the bed again. 5 ppl on two single beds? thank god the beds didnt break in half.... =)

Sleepover

my mum' s gonna do victory dance after managing to get rid of me from the hse...boo hoo.

anyways... im gonna make pweety decorations on muffins using icing.... hehehe


will be back on sat morn, mum. no worries ^^
just remember to fetch me back home =.='

My Fate Is Sealed

I'm doomed not to drive. I cant figure out how the car works... reversing the car, to be exact.

i cant remember the steps to do the parking, which as already indicated a bad thing. The next bad omen was... Langgar tiang sia. Tiang No.1 pulak tu.... i dont remember to pusing pusing pusing...wtheck, just keep pusing la.... get the car in, get the car out...but i still cant do it.. =.='''

anyhoooooooo.... i managed to do a 3 point turn..... ^^ seems simple enough. i just need to perfect my car manuevering.

all the time we were parking, the instructor was sweating buckets .... lmao.... with the air-conditioning turned on, but the window was down. and while driving down the high way, he kept trying to teach me how to speak cantonese =3='''' most of the time, the reply he got from me was a big fat WHAT????

See, thats what you get for trying to converse with a banana... so there. do not attempt to hold a conversation in cantonese with me. i shall prove to you its just like a duck and chicken trying to communicate.

Volunteering

maybe i should go and do some volunteering work

=)

a) pet shelter
b) old folks home
c) orphanage


maybe i should go to the pet shelter. help the doggies and kitties =)

and maybe i could also help the pet shelter to help them find owners for these poor unfortunate animals before their time runs out.


p/s: when i have my own house, im going to get a German Shepard or a cockle spaniel. i would definately want their fur to be gold ^^ but dark brown could be nice too

freesky anyone?

dah.... im so bored that i started playing FreeSky.. T_T and Leng has her exams this week and cant accompany me!! Ka iu, Leng! You can do it! Bimbos Have Great Faith in the Evil Chosen One from 5 Ang 07!!


memories which i hold so dear to me....


sorry, i digress. so, anyone interested join me ya. My login name is chibixes as usual, alliance: Union. unless you have your own, i might hop over ^^ gah, im low on resources and gold. daymn. so slow and i have to wait for the upgrades and buildings. market price for selling resources had hit the all time low. aihss... bad timing to play... but what to do?

aihss... kepala pusing. dunno which uni i want to go.

apply this, apply that, apply everything.... ><"


but private u sounds cool, especially if im going to IMU. heard that 1 sem for MBBS is around 1 Vios. thank god im not interested in MBBS....


lalala... i shall go read Pumpkin Pie by Jane Ure.

stoning at AIMST application form for pharmacy....

hi guys, i might be back


*sighs*

i'm stoning at nothing now. uh...

VRROOOOOOM!!!!

Yes, the title says it all. I have driven a car. =))) yay to me. haha. okok.. let me start from the beginning. XD



the guy (Mr. Yew) came and fetched me from my house at 8.15am this morn. then went to taman Sea to fetch another guy and off we went to the driving school. then we waited, waited, waited and WAITED till the guy who is supposed to give the lecture came. it was daymn right boring. i played with my phone... twiddling the strap to be exact. Pls kindly remember that my Nokia had kaput-ed. lol. was using my dad's extra phone. then the guy who is supposed to give the lecture finally came. he bla bla bla-ed till 1pm. but then we have a half our break of course in the middle of the lec.


waited again till 1.30 ard there then went to 'periksa enjin kereta' with the instructor. very hot la, standing in the open. then he asked us, 5 students to name a few parts of the car. that... lil problem oni. =))) so... okaylah, i guess. pass. ehehe


then came the surprising part. the instructor asked each and every one of us to drive the mini kancil around the driving school. walao. i havnt drive before leh. im a NOOB. A bloody NOOB. out of the 5 students, only 3 of us have drove a car b4. walao.. that leaves me and another chinese boy. nvm nvm... at least the instructor told the 'more experienced' students to drive around first. lega hati...hahaha... so 5 students + 1 instructor masuk 1 miserable KANCIL. walao. super overload edi ma.... but instructor said nvm. nvm ma nvm lorh. polis henti just point to the instructor oni nia. so simple.


then when the first girl hidupkan enjin, enjin mati sia. Im like... die lorh. she 'experienced driver', enjin mati. how leh??? sure kenot gerak wan lor. then the second girl drove. wahsay... pro-nya. sampai boleh tekan minyak tanpa instructor bagitau leh.... pro pro. tapi masuk lubang abit. but good edi. next is the malay girl. go down hill ok. jalan flat road ok. go up hill. ALAMAK!! ENJIN MATI LAGI sia. 3 times mati pulak. aiyoo. i became nervous again. but she made it in the end. phew... the next person is the chinese boy. he freed the gear. OK. Pressed on the clutch all the way down. OK. Change to gear one. NOT OK. He change to gear 3. thank goodness the car didnt move. then enjin mati sia. twice. the instructor said lepaskan clutch SIKIT- SIKIT. enjin mati again sia. kononnya he lepaskan clutch terlalu cepat. then down hill, flat road, and... uphill. Enjin mati lagi. then must use handbreak. restarted the engine a few times and FINALLY!!!!


My turn!!! engine is already on. did all the things the instructor told me to. tekan clutch sampai habis. check. kaki kanan stanby break. check.

lepas clutch sikit-sikit. check.
eh?? kereta tak jalan o.
lepaskan sikit lagi. check.
masih tak jalan??
lepas lagi banyak. maybe bcos 6 ppl in the mini kancil.
lepaskan....

thee car gave a shrudder and made funny noises but it JALAN-ED!!! Heck!! the car actually moved weih!!

Instructor: pusiing stearing!!
me: uh.. susah. stearing tak nak gerak.
I: pusing kuat lagi!!!
me: erhhhh...
I: down hill.. slowdown. tekan *watever* lepaskan *watever* Tekan! Tekan!
me: **blur... tekan or lepas eh?? tekan oni la... tekan.. er.. BRAKE lah**
I: OK. kereta dah henti. pasang signal kiri.
me: *fumbles with signals* OK. signal kiri.
I: lepas break... slowly.. pusing stearing kiri. cepat lagi.
me: *pusing pusing pusing pusing* dah..
I: adjust kereta:
me: *wonders how* turns wheel right and left
I: *grabs wheel and started controlling* jangan langgar kereta lain dan masuk longkang...


well... all went well... engine didnt mati, thank god for that. =) and i didnt langgar the Zink stuff laying ard on the road, scratch any cars or masuk longkang!!!

XD


hehehe....good and happy-nya saya nih!!! takde lesen pun boleh pandu Kancil dah.... tee hee

Hey Edward Cullen (Hey There Delilah Spoof, from Bella's POV). from the bimbo blog

result of me (Leng) and kenny's boredom, with the help of another twilight fan kit yee =D

hey edward cullen
what's it like when everytime
you take a stroll under the sun
and sparkle till my eyes go blind
a dazzling hue
diamonds look so dull compared to you
i swear its true

hey edward cullen
you're like a portable air-conditioner
whenever i am close to you
you make me feel tons colder
yes you do
i know you can't help it but it's true
and actually kinda cool

oh its what you do to me
had a hard time surpressing a nosebleed
i'm obssessed now can't you see
got depressed when you left me
i gone case oledi

hey edward cullen
i know you have trouble sleeping
so i left my window open
every night for you to sneak in
to lay with me
oh i can tell you're bloodthirsty
come sink your fangs into my artery

hey edward cullen
i'm counting down the days till you bite me
why do we have to wait
until i finish school or worse
marry you
why can't we do it old-school
just one bite and we're through

oh its what you do to me
carry me high up a pine tree
oh its what you do to me
oh you got me so horny lol
a cool piggyback ride for free
i'll let out a cry of glee

the werewolves they all come and go
but i don't give a damn you know
cause i've only got my eyes set on you
jacob says i love him too
but all i ever want is you
you're the only one that i love more than booze lmao
i've even jumped off a cliff just for you

today i dove in front of a moving van
just to see if you'll be the man
nearly cracked my skull and crushed my tiny brain
and you're to blame

hey edward cullen
can't you see you take my breath away
all those fan girls scream and shout
just so you'll look their way, but i know you
i'll do everything you want me to
its because i always dream of you
hey eddie darling here's to you
my baby-poo

oh, how you dazzle me
oh, mesmerising me
your eyes captivates me
oh, intoxicating me

Verses that didn't make the final lyrics (but were great fun to write):

Hey edward cullen
i know times are getting hard
especially during that time of month
when blood leaks through my butt
i'm sorry dear,
female hormones kicking in, but you'll get used to it.

hey edward cullen
i'm counting down the days till you bite me,
turn me into a gorgeous hottie
with lightning speed and strength to match it
make me cool,
make more men like me like you do, then i'll marry you

oh, it's what you do to me,
bribe me with a wedding ring...
oh, it's what you do to me,
it's what you do to me...

kenny was here =D

for cui ting. again

nah. happy???? lol

6 hours Amali

typing this out can really kill me, sia. 6hours??? who is the person so smart that the future drivers are able to cram everything they are taught into their brains within 6 hours? get real, just give us a book, then we study and regurgitate whatever shitty info u want.


so, i'll just bring my songs and sleep in class


dont blame me, blame the system. it sucks so bad that the idiots can even pass the exams. wth.



must as well rasuah the person as ____________ (pls insert name here) told me to...




afterall, one of the the Malaysian motto is....



saya Nanti rasuah.

This Post is Dedicated to Cui Ting the Snail

to whom it may concern, to Cui Ting in this case. this post is totally dedicated to you. and since you cant identify the members of SuJu (Super Junior) except Kibum and Shin Dong =D. And being a very good friend *ahem*, i repeat, a VERY GOOD FRIEND INDEED, I decided to post up the pics of SuJu so that she can identify them easily when we talk bout them later. =)))))



and here we go!!!


*drumrolls pls*


*sounds good with Wonder Boy playing, eh??*


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13 members, ya Tingting. not 14.





1st member: Ee Teuk the Suju Leader XD






2nd member: Kibum...yea yea yea!!! XD




walao.... how can dong hae attack my Kibum in tekkyon?? no fair! TmT



3rd member: Dong Hae





the happy go lucky blur blur Dong Hae... Miss Snail, pls do watch SuJu Full House k?? =) i garenti very syok wan


4th member: Ryeo Wook!!!






5th member: Ye Sung



dun play play eh, his vocals good weih


6th member: Sung Min XD



TingTing, if u are blur, do this sotong thing >3<







7th member: Eun Hyuk the Monkey

but I dunno y he got rabbit toy there la. hehe






8th member: Shin Dong.



nah. your fav star is here. korean red indian species XD


9th member: Kyuhyun

the last member of Suju =)))) his finger very pointy hor? eheh




10th member: Shi Won the horse

kyle likes him...





11th member: Kang In the racoon. dont ask me why. go watch full house






12th member: Han Geng/ Han Kyung the foreigner from China! diimport dari China tau..





13th member: Hee Chul






eeteuk+kibum+donghae+shiwon+heechul+yesung+hangeng+kyuhkun+eunhyuk+sungmin+shin dong+kangin+ryeowook = SUPER JUNIOR!!!





tadahhh.. there u go Tingting. hope u can recognise all of them now. i have painstakingly collected their pics for your sake. pls MENGHARGAI my effort. lol.

i miss FSO8A2 larh.. wished i didnt have to leave...

i wished i could know you guys better....



*huddles in corner whimpering*

Blissfulness

I passed my undang...muahahhaa....

48/50. not bad la, my case.


and to tell the truth, i only studied last minute..... to be exact, till 2am this morning.


and i didnt do anything with the undang books for the past few days. just kept it in my file.


i know im not supposed to be proud, but at least i can take my amali now.


one hurdle passed. yippie yippie ya ya.


now i'm off to the dentist to check up on my pearly whites. tara...

one more hour and the guy is coming to fetch me to the driving school. worried-nya saya ni.

Undang Terror

tomorrow is my undang test... ohh.. im so worried weih. 42/50, i think i can do it lorh. and if i cant, just retake and retake and retake till i pass. but it's such a waste of time.


must as well do my best. =)



gambatte!!


i can do it!!!

suju was on the top of the K-Charts... after Son Dambi remained on the top for two consecutive weeks.... overtaking suju by a few hundred hits. her song was just some party-disco song and i cant seem to find anything special bout it except the way she points her finger into the air....

well, she dropped on the 4th place when Suju topped the K-Charts with their newest song 'Sorry, Sorry'. Funky la their song and their dance steps were like Wow and nicely and neatly cheorographed. fantastic la they all...


kibummie!! gogogogo!! XD

Prawns Fiesta

my family went for lunch at Carey Island today at god-knows-what-restaurant-by-the riverside.
the dishes were quite ohkay for me except for one which has a name which caught my attention immediately.

and the name was???


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SAUNA PRAWNS!!!


a very interesting name for a dish, yea.



they served the live prawns a out table in a covered blue basket. my mum was like what??? raw prawns??? i'm gonna eat raw prawns?? omg..... and decided to hold a prawn by it's tail. heh... another prawn gave a lil hop and jump which sent my mum yelping a bit at let go of the prawn's tail she was holding.


soon the waiter came with a pot or cooker with hot stones beneath. and placed the prawns in it. then he poured some brownish liquid in the pot and fumes start rising. of course he covered the pot... the prawns were like jumping like mad in the pot, weih... then in less than a min, their shells turned from grey to red.


its quite yummy. and yes, i have forgotten to take photos of those yummy-licious prawns
aih... sad case nia.

SUPER JUNIOR MANIA

gagagaga

oh... 4 days jor and no symptoms....


phew.....


then can go outing liao


hehe...

H1N1 irritation syndrome

KENNY KENNY HUI HUI


HOME QUARANTINE???


UR MUM AND BRO SAME PLANE AS THE GUY???



NO WAY!!! TmT


UWAAAAAA........

Exams Fever

Thai's exams' starting nex Mon

Abi and Leng ard June

Kenny..I dunno sia

Kev... totally no idea weih...

McD

i think i wont be eating much of McD after seeing this

it's freaking disgusting la...

gawd...

Swim. Swim, Swim

i should go swimming


take a dip in the pool

take a dive

have a splash

blow underwater bubbles

rush down the slide



pool side bbq?? so mafan weih... i bring potatoes. lol. whats with the potatoes.

SMILE

SMILE!!!

x)